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More motifakes by lgvernon

concern3 - March 12, 2016, 7:11 am
yes, an UP yours
premiumgrade - December 26, 2013, 8:38 pm
5 lions, lgvernon. Anti-gun zealots won't agree till said criminals come to their house and they run next door to my house & I tell them to go back home.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE POOR - When your dad buys your Christmas tree at the car wash...

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NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:28 am
"Paw... Why the tree smell like I'scream, soap 'n gas-a-lean?" "Shuddup! or Sandy-claws won't bring you nuthin'!"
tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 3:35 pm
Well, at least it's straight priorities... which are you gonna buy if you can only get one? The Christmas tree to impress the neighbors, or presents for your kids?
440wakeup - December 12, 2011, 7:34 pm
This FUCKING rues, it beats the charlie brown X-MAS tree for bah-humbug


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lolforever2903 - December 9, 2013, 8:24 pm
lolforever2903 - December 9, 2013, 8:23 pm
In my last comment it said it was 8:22 pm. But I'm in Alaska, so it's actually 4:22 pm. Oh, now it's 4:23
lolforever2903 - December 9, 2013, 8:22 pm
Nice pun there. I want some Easter Bunny weed!


HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! - May the coming year be as bountiful for you as this one was for Death, Grim [email protected], and... Hey, who's the new guy?

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Avenlanzer - December 21, 2010, 4:36 am
Death, Grim Reaper and Thanatos
DonTarsin - July 28, 2010, 1:57 pm
My dear friends.
Treehodger - January 20, 2010, 8:34 am
Almost seems like "The Tall Men". Something taken out of the Christan Bible. Much like how Lilith was. The Tall Men are said to decide who dies when, where, and how. : / You find them in... "Other" bibles.


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Hinoron - March 30, 2012, 1:47 am
I guess she'll be buying you a shovel then. ^_-
fasteddie - December 10, 2010, 7:14 pm
5L alas once my wife found out why I was laughung so hard she out my pillow on the sofa....


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HEY, BRO - Wanna buy a knife?

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Thedewd - August 18, 2017, 2:30 am
He needs to sell something besides his shitty tacos
Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2010, 1:41 pm
Oh, I forgot about 'The Code' Moo+. Mea Culpa. Can I say 3 Cubbies and Drink 5 Guiness to be forgiven? and Brnn, re-using the image isn't an issue, it's re-using the image and caption that takes away from the originality of this, the ONLY site.
forseti - September 14, 2010, 10:59 am
[PM]I just said that to prevent more plagiarism, of course I would never visit ANY other site than motifake.com, specially no other moti-page!!!![/PM]
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 10:55 am
What do you mean you visit other sites?...Who said you could do that?....lOL
forseti - September 14, 2010, 10:52 am
And as I said: I copied a very funny picture myself. Not to adorn myself with borrowed plumes but to share this picture. But hey, many of us visit other sites, we find these pictures ourselves. Nothing personal btw ;)
forseti - September 14, 2010, 10:47 am
brnn, take it as advice. Wouldn't you feel much better, if someone would give you some lions because of your own creativity? That's what all the judgement is about. Compete with others and try to make funnier (or deeper / better) posters than others. ;)
brnn19 - September 14, 2010, 10:34 am
Don't you have anything else to do other than accusing people of ripping off another "sites"? If it is approved, it is good...
Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2010, 7:09 am
Also ripped off from another site. Again, do your own. good lord, you could have at least changed the caption!


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NotoriousGIL - April 20, 2011, 2:16 am
Yet another good one, Capn! 5, of course.
spacedog - April 19, 2011, 6:32 pm
Makes me think of Bud-light.


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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 7, 2012, 9:59 pm
As for pet mice, if you feed them something they really like, they give you some of their food as a gift and wait for you to take it.
Reality Lord - April 6, 2012, 5:38 pm

drop this over to digmydog marian...nice
falloutghoul - April 6, 2012, 5:06 pm
Or a cat.

PROLIFERATION - Who needs nukes? These suckers breed like rabbits and are cheap! Oh well, I'm off to PetSmart!

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MissEKnight - February 27, 2012, 5:48 am
This is a fd up attempt to make animal abuse funny.
MrRandom - January 12, 2010, 10:44 pm
I'm always reminded of a penny arcade comic about hamster gladiators and names being picked out of a hat.
spacedog - January 12, 2010, 10:41 pm
Yeah, this one.
Sean - November 10, 2009, 7:57 pm
I thought LogicDude was banned for life a PetSmart. This must be an old poster.
spacedog - November 10, 2009, 6:16 pm
Hilarious. Don't run with your hamster. 5Ls
Bartimaeus - November 10, 2009, 6:13 pm
Don't tell Tom Cruise...5/5
CANADA - November 10, 2009, 4:11 pm
If I had a hamster i'de have my own fighting machine right now!

I USED TO TRY HARD AT SPORTS - Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything.

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GaryO - April 5, 2012, 9:52 am
Steven Wrightish. Great take templar, and yeah, Cloud, these days every bleeding heart’s a winner right up until real life smacks ya upside the haid….nice take yerself…5L for the poster and 5L for the comment (I so wish comments could be rated)
CloudchaserS - April 5, 2012, 8:41 am
I tried hard at sports. Until I realized I get a prize and called a winner just for showing up. Now I suck at sports, but hey, I'm a winner!


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BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 2:29 pm
here's a diamond r5ng for you my friend :)

PRIORITIES - The heck with eating! I'm rocking this new bag! I need to lose weight anyway...

HAPPINESS - Money can get you to the happiest place on earth but you still can't buy it.

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spacedog - November 9, 2010, 8:10 pm
Nice one.

SERIOUSLY? - So you grab this long rod, then vigorously shake it back and forth while its pointed at your face? "Honey? I'm ready to help you workout!"

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More motifakes by LogicDude

aesop the second - January 2, 2010, 1:20 am
you sir, are the king of motifake.
sickartist - January 1, 2010, 3:59 pm
Plus when your workout is finished, it sprays a cooling spray in your face.

MONEY CAN'T BUY YOU HAPPINESS - Nor a good hair piece. Poor Donny!

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Bolverk37782 - May 16, 2012, 9:00 am
Classic Comb-over. Age gracefully for gods sake!!


WHY BUY THE COW - When the milk is free

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agdaniele - June 7, 2009, 3:41 pm
agdaniele - June 7, 2009, 3:40 pm
Not quite sure... but along those lines, I gotta go... have a lunch date with a 16-year-old.
BoneCD - June 7, 2009, 3:37 pm
Damn straight...now how to you get me out of this 10x10
Arrogant Knight - June 7, 2009, 1:00 pm
Absolutely love this. 5 lions for you sir, as per usual.
agdaniele - June 7, 2009, 10:04 am
The reason Sean's motifakes are so good? First rule: write what you know.
Chopperliscious - June 7, 2009, 5:33 am
Now that's just downright creepy. 5 Lions. Don't make a habit of it.

I'M TELLING YOU - I'm famous, I really am

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BoneCD - June 13, 2010, 6:25 am
LMAO good one Airman!!! 5 Poodles



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elitebuster - November 30, 2009, 12:57 am
Yeah, the bear will piss on your pocket, your skull, your femur.... 5/5
BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 5:26 pm
5 + 5 Sean!
Chopperliscious - November 3, 2009, 8:51 am
You have a subtlety that is rare. I'm not pissing in your pocket either - the bear might be, however. 6 Lions.


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Iconoclast - August 5, 2010, 5:59 pm
Print it out, keep it in your wallet. You never know when it will come in handy.

ENGLISH - some people master it, a lot obviously do not

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More motifakes by RnR

d00d - October 1, 2008, 3:44 am
corrections - ur doin it rong!
some guy - August 20, 2008, 6:40 pm
it's, "many do not" or is that a joke too?
2747 - July 24, 2008, 10:11 pm
some dumbasses have not heard of LOLcats or the like. :P

IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING - I'm not dead. I've just been going through an elaborate process to make a poster no one is going to see.

PROTESTERS - I bet some one had to buy that sheet, but luckly no one buy's their shit!

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More motifakes by Critique

Zetmonk - January 30, 2012, 6:00 am
Please make a poster of his poster agdaniele, using your comment. I'd like to favourite it...
agdaniele - April 2, 2009, 8:00 pm
In the spirit of this poster, I'll barter with you... you give me that spare apostrophe, and I'll trade you my lower case i to use in luckly. Deal?


I just saw -

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EmilioDumphque - July 4, 2014, 11:40 pm
Then why does he need the condoms?

a day at the ballpark -

seems legit -



MOTIFAKE HANGMAN - A game the whole family can enjoy

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rerun - July 29, 2010, 8:36 pm

trust me, you don't want to call her...little crazy
GreyScorpion - July 29, 2010, 8:35 pm
Abby Normal, you know her, it's TOC's cousin, she brought her to the Moti-Company Picnic
R.S.Jake - July 29, 2010, 8:28 pm
Who's Abby? And what is her number?
rerun - July 29, 2010, 7:52 pm

Go "Fish"
agdaniele - July 29, 2010, 7:51 pm
Is there an L? 5L
GreyScorpion - July 29, 2010, 7:14 pm
not as bad as amry's
thatonechick - July 29, 2010, 7:13 pm
Arby's does suck.
pieman - July 29, 2010, 4:07 pm
Amry Sucks! I win. Go Navy! 5L. P.S. I've seen him pucker but I don't think I've seen him suck.
Faceplant31 - July 29, 2010, 12:22 pm
*Facepalm* I could not for the life of me figure out what it was suposed to say, but i got it now. 5L Airman
GreyScorpion - July 29, 2010, 11:11 am

CHOCOLATE - Real men don't buy it for their women... They make it for them.


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GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 8:57 pm
Good question, Airman. I'm not sure. Toyota at Georgetown brags that their cars have more American made parts than GM; but the Jasper plant is somewhat silent on that. I'll do some research and get back to ya. (Anyway, I still peed on my Avalon today.)
Airman - December 7, 2010, 5:10 pm
question.. are the made there? or are they Assembled there? doesn't really matter, Jobs are Jobs.. especially right now
GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 3:59 pm
We live in a changing and complicated world. Yes, it's a Japanese Toyota, and, yes, it's made in Jasper, Indiana. (And, yes, there is a Jasper, Indiana. Jasper is where I bought my Japanese Avalon, which was made in Georgetown, Kentucky. Sheesh!)


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Safes -

Choreography -



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BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 6:16 pm
BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 6:14 pm
LMAO...honest to god, I thought you guys were from across the pond Brit.
Briton of Rose - October 30, 2009, 6:13 pm
For a second I thought you were saying we should go via JapanAir. :D
BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 6:11 pm
*fright = flight
BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 6:11 pm
Ok a fright then...just don't take the one that overshoots it by 150 miles.
Briton of Rose - October 30, 2009, 6:07 pm
Kind of hard to take a day trip to Liverpool when you live in the Seattle area. And we do buy the fish, one per trip.
Haarakkon - October 30, 2009, 10:34 am
5 Liverpud-lions.


THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN - You come face to face with a stupid HSN purchase.


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Mortgage -

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 11, 2014, 3:40 am
$500 in California is like not nearly half of the rent. It's crazy here.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 11, 2014, 3:38 am
I'm guessing you don't live in California like me.
Thedge - November 10, 2014, 4:16 am
Just sold out last year.Huge house. Rebuilt and now have a three bed ranch ~1,400 sq ft. Paid in full. Sweet. No payments. 1st time in my life. Can survive on 500/mo. Good to hear you're ok.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 10, 2014, 3:54 am
But if you have to move, you have the upside of moving somewhere different and meet new people. And I'm all for the down sizing thing.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 10, 2014, 3:51 am
Thanks, Thedge. But I was inspired by an acquaintance's misfortune. I personally have always thought it best to rent; upside: the landlord pays for any repairs (or should) downside: landlord can sell property or evict to move in own family.
Thedge - November 9, 2014, 12:31 pm
Not real certain, but, I think so. Yo, Crotch! You ain't the first, stand back, regroup, downsize and consider where you've been. You're gonna get through... this too will pass as have all the other crazy things before. Huggs Bro.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 9, 2014, 3:35 am
Gosh, don't know what you're talking about ;-)
MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 11:44 pm
Crotchety...I see you're finally letting the skeletons out of the closets (I'm not the only one seeing that right?) Better that way cuz them buggers are hard to pack up in boxes on moving day!
GaryO - November 8, 2014, 11:31 pm
and all this time I’ve been pretending to read the fine print...